Panera Bread Dictations

I sit in the loner section at Panera Bread.

It's right when you walk in to the left, and during lunch time it's filled with loners with their lap tops and books.  I love it.

I think it's when you hit about 67 that you decide, "I don't give a #&@$ about anything." 

"You can see my bra through this shirt?....What of it?"

"I cut you in line?....What of it?"

"You can smell my baby powder and hair from your table?...What of it?"

"I entered the Hwy at 35 mph?....What of it?" 

"I put 3 packs of salt on everything I eat?...What of it?"

Why do people walk around with ear buds in their ears always listening to music?  Is your inner monologue that lame? 

IRS

The government took my money.

$445.00  

Good thing I don't eat much.

I'm going to France tomorrow!

In the words of Sister...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Feelings Array (in no particular order)

Lost but unsure how

Anticipation; future...to...foreign

Young in every sense of the word

Abandoned, yet it doesn't seem justified

Hungry; mainly for pizza

American (if my vote counts)

Unsurprising 

Feminine; and every emotional cliche that comes with it

Logical...though isn't it void of the emotion?

Anxious...but about what? 

White People

Seriously one on the funniest/truest things I've read in a long time.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

A Valentine's Day Conversation

Via Text messaging with an old friend-

B: "Have fun being in love tonight...i on the other hand will be killing myself."

Me: "Ha...remember how much work love is.  You did it once. Try to recall it if you will."

B: "Hard work is better than having no work i have come to realize."

Me: "That's good man wisdom.  I'm going to quote you on that."

B: "Thats why they call me whiskers"

Much love, on the day of love.

People

In between students I ran up to Starbucks at the Barnes and Noble to grab coffee and hang out with Dottie.  As I was leaving there was a table of people outside playing chess that consisted of: 

A transvestite with very big forearms (short one more operation)

2 Western Europe foreigners

1 very creepy American 

And a chain smoker.

How did they find each other?

I love people :)